Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Nik Knows Whats up, #2

Well yesterday was a smashing success! So I will press on!

Whats up today? I'll tell ya: Children Helicopters

What is a children helicopter? well aside from being "up" its a toy built for little kids with big ambitions. It is a plastic and metal helicopter-like-chair, it fits up to four little tykes and i'm pretty sure it can lift off of the ground with enough pedaling. I know what your probably thinking, that seems a little bit unsafe Nik. I assure you that as unsafe as it is, it is twice as fun! We've all seen Baby Geniuses (definitely not "up") and the future is now! I didn't get a good look at the age limit or the price but i can assume it has been built to accomodate all ages, sizes, races, genders, orientations, and religious beliefs. Also i'm pretty certain it is affordable, or at least more affordable than a "grown-up" helicopter.

Also today I will toss a Whats NOT up, in for you.

Whats Not up: Scoring Chicks.

I found out today it is not as cool as i always wished it would be. It is way to easy and way to difficult at the same time. Also If you are into picking up chicks (daughters of god) then don't hang out with hot friends who already have girlfriends, they won't even keep the phone number.

Well thats it for today, check regularly (every couple of minutes) for new and fresh posts so you can impress your friends with your klnowledge of whats is and isn't cool.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Nik knows First Post!

Let me start out by saying hello and welcome to my blog! I'm glad your here and I invite you to take a seat and get comfy.

This blog is devoted to, me telling you what is and is not cool, its never been so easy to be cool!

First and foremost on the Nik knows whats up list is:

Spongebob Squarepants! This little guy knows whats cool, I generally base my life around his actions. He's smart, funny, the ladies love him, has a killer job, and possibly the best outlook on life anyone can have. He wears cool clothes, has his own house, and a severe distaste for crime.

Well thanks for reading---- oh no!

Bonus whats up!

Take a deep breath you probably have the same feeling you get when a surprise party starts.
Todays bonus whats up is:

Hot Dogs from Costco! This may just be the single greatest lunch/dinner oppurtunity on the planet. $1.50 for a huge hot dog, and a refillable beverage (which means virtually infinite soda). Where can you beat this? Nowhere! We all know that Costco is great, you also probably know that hot dogs at Costco are great, but now you can go ahead tell everyone you know that they are.

I'm Nik and I know whats up!