I have 3 followers now! I'm talking offical followers erika and hillary, you guys don't count... yet.
so i thought i'd post something. cool things that are up.
playing guitar with a violin bow, totally cool.
Missionaries, super up.
Baseball, really up, double up if you like the padres.
Anton Newcomb, sometimes up, only when Dennis Potter isn't up.
Uncool things, this not up.
Global Warming
Texting
Sexting
Terrorism
Railroad Monopolies,
this one is a lot shorter than most but i don't have a lot to write about.
I love everyone who reads this.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Bababa Back!
I'm back, and like i told many a friend and many a Hindu it would take a truly enormous act to make get back on this blog. I started this blog after an enormously fun trip to Costco.
So what was this enormous event? guess, go ahead and guess.
I'll tell you, science.
Except unlike costco science is not up. not even a little
I was at work stuffing newspaper into boxes, and i came across a front page article telling me all about some eggheads (crude nick-name for scientists.) who built something called a large hadron collider. this collider would throw really small atoms at eachother and hope it would tell them something.
And not just something, they hoped it would tell them that god doesn't exist. they spent $10 billion dollars on an anti-god machine.
what made me most upset was the price tag. $10 billion spent on a relatively useless machine, i don't really care if we ever get to the bottom of this whole "creation of the earth thing" i care more about the fact that there are people who have no food or clean water. I saw a documentary on Darfur recently and so thats probably fueling most of this, but the point remains, its screwed up over there and ten billion dollars would go a long way to fixing problems.
but science knows best, slamming molecules together is more inportant than people who live in third world countries.
Baloney!
whew sorry i flew off the handle.
well i'm glad i got that out of my system.
if you sat through that your probably hatin on science and feeling a little grumpy so i'll throw in an "up"
Fantastic mr fox, was amazing. seriously so good. blew me away. Peter cocker's character was my favorite he had almost no lines but when he spoke or sang or danced, he was amazing.
if your reading this i suppose i should thank you for reading this blog even though its been many months since the last post. you probably love me.
So what was this enormous event? guess, go ahead and guess.
I'll tell you, science.
Except unlike costco science is not up. not even a little
I was at work stuffing newspaper into boxes, and i came across a front page article telling me all about some eggheads (crude nick-name for scientists.) who built something called a large hadron collider. this collider would throw really small atoms at eachother and hope it would tell them something.
And not just something, they hoped it would tell them that god doesn't exist. they spent $10 billion dollars on an anti-god machine.
what made me most upset was the price tag. $10 billion spent on a relatively useless machine, i don't really care if we ever get to the bottom of this whole "creation of the earth thing" i care more about the fact that there are people who have no food or clean water. I saw a documentary on Darfur recently and so thats probably fueling most of this, but the point remains, its screwed up over there and ten billion dollars would go a long way to fixing problems.
but science knows best, slamming molecules together is more inportant than people who live in third world countries.
Baloney!
whew sorry i flew off the handle.
well i'm glad i got that out of my system.
if you sat through that your probably hatin on science and feeling a little grumpy so i'll throw in an "up"
Fantastic mr fox, was amazing. seriously so good. blew me away. Peter cocker's character was my favorite he had almost no lines but when he spoke or sang or danced, he was amazing.
if your reading this i suppose i should thank you for reading this blog even though its been many months since the last post. you probably love me.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Post Four!
Post Four! you know what that means! Four Posts!
Its a big deal.
Today's "up" is Flight! Thats right kids and squids, flying is way up. pun definitely intended. Its a blast, burns tons of calories, gives you ton of Vitamin-D from the sun, and you look super cool. I know what your asking yourself right now "Nik humans can't fly, if they were meant to then they would have wings on our backs and propellers on our hindquarters." now i don't know about you but i do NOT have either of those things. I have something more powerful than that, and everyone can have it. that my friends is love.
And that is always up.
Its a big deal.
Today's "up" is Flight! Thats right kids and squids, flying is way up. pun definitely intended. Its a blast, burns tons of calories, gives you ton of Vitamin-D from the sun, and you look super cool. I know what your asking yourself right now "Nik humans can't fly, if they were meant to then they would have wings on our backs and propellers on our hindquarters." now i don't know about you but i do NOT have either of those things. I have something more powerful than that, and everyone can have it. that my friends is love.
And that is always up.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
I'm still alive
Sorry guys its been a while, but i got a new job and a whole new schedule so I'm still adjusting. Which brings me to my first "up". Money. Not up. Sorry, money blows, always.
On a less dreary note a real "up" is: The Sun!
The Sun rules, now if you've been outdoors with me in any spring/summer/fall month you'll probably have heard me gush on and on about the sun. Its because i have a huge crush on the sun but i'm nervous to tell her. She doesn't have a phone so i can't call her, but man she is so HOT!
Thats all for now, but keep checking you never know when i'm going to update a new up. I don't even know so how could you, you couldn't so stop trying.
On a less dreary note a real "up" is: The Sun!
The Sun rules, now if you've been outdoors with me in any spring/summer/fall month you'll probably have heard me gush on and on about the sun. Its because i have a huge crush on the sun but i'm nervous to tell her. She doesn't have a phone so i can't call her, but man she is so HOT!
Thats all for now, but keep checking you never know when i'm going to update a new up. I don't even know so how could you, you couldn't so stop trying.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Nik Knows Whats up, #2
Well yesterday was a smashing success! So I will press on!
Whats up today? I'll tell ya: Children Helicopters
What is a children helicopter? well aside from being "up" its a toy built for little kids with big ambitions. It is a plastic and metal helicopter-like-chair, it fits up to four little tykes and i'm pretty sure it can lift off of the ground with enough pedaling. I know what your probably thinking, that seems a little bit unsafe Nik. I assure you that as unsafe as it is, it is twice as fun! We've all seen Baby Geniuses (definitely not "up") and the future is now! I didn't get a good look at the age limit or the price but i can assume it has been built to accomodate all ages, sizes, races, genders, orientations, and religious beliefs. Also i'm pretty certain it is affordable, or at least more affordable than a "grown-up" helicopter.
Also today I will toss a Whats NOT up, in for you.
Whats Not up: Scoring Chicks.
I found out today it is not as cool as i always wished it would be. It is way to easy and way to difficult at the same time. Also If you are into picking up chicks (daughters of god) then don't hang out with hot friends who already have girlfriends, they won't even keep the phone number.
Well thats it for today, check regularly (every couple of minutes) for new and fresh posts so you can impress your friends with your klnowledge of whats is and isn't cool.
Whats up today? I'll tell ya: Children Helicopters
What is a children helicopter? well aside from being "up" its a toy built for little kids with big ambitions. It is a plastic and metal helicopter-like-chair, it fits up to four little tykes and i'm pretty sure it can lift off of the ground with enough pedaling. I know what your probably thinking, that seems a little bit unsafe Nik. I assure you that as unsafe as it is, it is twice as fun! We've all seen Baby Geniuses (definitely not "up") and the future is now! I didn't get a good look at the age limit or the price but i can assume it has been built to accomodate all ages, sizes, races, genders, orientations, and religious beliefs. Also i'm pretty certain it is affordable, or at least more affordable than a "grown-up" helicopter.
Also today I will toss a Whats NOT up, in for you.
Whats Not up: Scoring Chicks.
I found out today it is not as cool as i always wished it would be. It is way to easy and way to difficult at the same time. Also If you are into picking up chicks (daughters of god) then don't hang out with hot friends who already have girlfriends, they won't even keep the phone number.
Well thats it for today, check regularly (every couple of minutes) for new and fresh posts so you can impress your friends with your klnowledge of whats is and isn't cool.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Nik knows First Post!
Let me start out by saying hello and welcome to my blog! I'm glad your here and I invite you to take a seat and get comfy.
This blog is devoted to, me telling you what is and is not cool, its never been so easy to be cool!
First and foremost on the Nik knows whats up list is:
Spongebob Squarepants! This little guy knows whats cool, I generally base my life around his actions. He's smart, funny, the ladies love him, has a killer job, and possibly the best outlook on life anyone can have. He wears cool clothes, has his own house, and a severe distaste for crime.
Well thanks for reading---- oh no!
Bonus whats up!
Take a deep breath you probably have the same feeling you get when a surprise party starts.
Todays bonus whats up is:
Hot Dogs from Costco! This may just be the single greatest lunch/dinner oppurtunity on the planet. $1.50 for a huge hot dog, and a refillable beverage (which means virtually infinite soda). Where can you beat this? Nowhere! We all know that Costco is great, you also probably know that hot dogs at Costco are great, but now you can go ahead tell everyone you know that they are.
I'm Nik and I know whats up!
This blog is devoted to, me telling you what is and is not cool, its never been so easy to be cool!
First and foremost on the Nik knows whats up list is:
Spongebob Squarepants! This little guy knows whats cool, I generally base my life around his actions. He's smart, funny, the ladies love him, has a killer job, and possibly the best outlook on life anyone can have. He wears cool clothes, has his own house, and a severe distaste for crime.
Well thanks for reading---- oh no!
Bonus whats up!
Take a deep breath you probably have the same feeling you get when a surprise party starts.
Todays bonus whats up is:
Hot Dogs from Costco! This may just be the single greatest lunch/dinner oppurtunity on the planet. $1.50 for a huge hot dog, and a refillable beverage (which means virtually infinite soda). Where can you beat this? Nowhere! We all know that Costco is great, you also probably know that hot dogs at Costco are great, but now you can go ahead tell everyone you know that they are.
I'm Nik and I know whats up!
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